Recently Divorced Necrophiliac Has Really Tough Time with Kill F@ck Marry Game Wesley WaterstonDecember 20, 2017
Facebook down; Millennial has to call over 1000 people to notify he was at Starbucks Wesley WaterstonDecember 6, 2017
Local Ape's Friend Begins to Evolve; Non-Evolving Ape Pissed About It Wesley WaterstonDecember 4, 2017
Disgruntled Starbucks Barista Doesn't Love Taking Out Scalding Bags of Hot Garbage Wesley WaterstonNovember 27, 2017
For the Last Time, Marty King, MD Is No Relation to the 'Good Doctor King'...But is a Pretty Good Doctor Wesley WaterstonOctober 27, 2017
“Black Bachelor” Cancelled After Second Week; All Contestants Sent Home Wesley WaterstonOctober 16, 2017
White power band schedules unplugged tour; Lyrics troubling, music not too bad. Wesley WaterstonSeptember 18, 2017
Bill O'Reilly Decides Against Publishing Final Book: 'Killing It with the Chicks' Wesley WaterstonAugust 17, 2017
POLL: Top Millennial Issues This Election? Speed: Video Buffering and App Store Downloads Wesley WaterstonMarch 21, 2017
