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All This California Mudslide Talk Is Making Me Thirsty!

All This California Mudslide Talk Is Making Me Thirsty!

One can only imagine the heartbreak that accompanies these tragic mudslides that are ravaging California homes and lives...and I can barely get through one more heart-wrenching news story.  Not because I'm feeling any compassion or sympathy, but because it's making me thirsty.  And not just for a drink -- for a shot of Kahlua, disguised as a milkshake/sundae.

Every time I hear Anderson Cooper mention the disastrous mudslides, it whisks me away to a 4pm happy hour with my loosely-acquainted co-workers.  I should be feeling sympathy -- and I am, but it's for Judy in accounting who is telling me how someone ate her Cheesecake Factory leftovers from the work fridge, even though they were clearly labeled.

I want to feel upset and think about how I can help when I hear Tucker Carlson explain that these left-wing California crybabies are losing their homes.  All I really think about losing is my mind, when our spunky waitress delivers 4 sweet, creamy mudslides accompanied with some boneless wings lathered in BBQ sauce that is made from Jack Daniel's whiskey.  A sauce made from whiskey!!  It's like a Jack N Coke, but it's a Jack N Chicken.  Yes, please!

I'm so fortunate to live far from the mudslides' treacherous path, I should want to find out how to give money to the cause.  But, I can only think of giving my money to that needy Golden Tee machine in the corner.  Honestly, it's just a game -- and those families could sure use that money -- but, Jim from HR has been talking mad shit, and I'm finally gonna shut him down.

Food Trucks In Front Of A Restaurant Is So Dick -- It's Like Putting A Coat Hanger Rack In Front Of An Abortion Clinic

Food Trucks In Front Of A Restaurant Is So Dick -- It's Like Putting A Coat Hanger Rack In Front Of An Abortion Clinic

I Masturbated With So Much Reverse-Aging Cream, Kevin Spacey Started Texting Me

I Masturbated With So Much Reverse-Aging Cream, Kevin Spacey Started Texting Me