Food Trucks In Front Of A Restaurant Is So Dick -- It's Like Putting A Coat Hanger Rack In Front Of An Abortion Clinic
When did it become okay to eat lunch from a sketchy truck that just pulls up near your work? Isn't this just the thing we warned our children about for years? Now, we give these people money and eat their food?
Beyond being dangerous, it's incredibly dick. All these established restaurants that are killing themselves to make rent in the big city to score a lunch crowd -- and someone pulls up out front to sell the same thing with no overhead?
It's like ticket scalpers, except worse! It's like putting a rack of coat hangers out in front of an abortion clinic. It's like setting up a flight of stairs in front of an abortion clinics and offering free pushes! It's like setting up a reasonably priced all you can eat buffet of raw tuna, cookie dough, unpasteurized cheese, booze and crack in front of an abortion clin...actually, it's nothing like that. It's really just free market enterprise -- those other things are all about fetal murder.