You'll Never Believe What Some Bigot Called My African-American Labrador Wesley WaterstonNovember 30, 2018
Man Gets Kicked Off Of Twitter -- For Following People!! (To Their Cars) Wesley WaterstonNovember 12, 2018
Bulimic Admits To Barfing Up Season 6 Of House Of Cards After Binging It On Netflix; Anorexic Hasn't Even Seen It! Wesley WaterstonOctober 25, 2018
Wearing Denim On National Denim Day to StandUp2Cancer Offends True Heroes Who Dumped Ice Buckets In Name Of ALS Wesley WaterstonOctober 6, 2018
Sexually, If Women Are Like An Complex Multi-Stringed Piano, I Am A Simple Recorder Wesley WaterstonSeptember 22, 2018
SPOILER ALERT: Good Will Hunting Remake Twist Planned: Harvard Student Secretly Incredible At Being A Janitor Wesley WaterstonAugust 21, 2018
Awkward: Girlfriend Confuses Raw Steaks on Counter For Make-up Romantic Dinner; Boyfriend Proactively Intended to Give Her A Black Eye Wesley WaterstonJuly 26, 2018
Academy Finally Acknowledges 'Best Deaf Director' Category; No One Goes Up To Claim Award When Announced Wesley WaterstonJune 10, 2018
Local Church Really Happy With Missionary Program; Less Pleased With My Suggestion For A Doggystyle Program Wesley WaterstonMay 15, 2018
Fashion Tip: Don't Wear Patterns On Television; Someone Forgot to Tell the NFL Today Guys' Suits Wesley WaterstonApril 3, 2018
My Son Still Confuses 'Left' & 'Right'! Today, He Told His Mom 'Dad Said He Went Out For Cigarettes, But He Really 'Right' Us Wesley WaterstonFebruary 25, 2018
Millennial On Death Row's Last Wish: Demands to Instagram Last Meal Wesley WaterstonFebruary 20, 2018
Gun Owners Support Taking Guns From Bad Guys; Must Keep Guns To Protect from Bad Guys Gunning For Their Guns Wesley WaterstonFebruary 20, 2018
I Finally Tried Uber 'Black'...And, Well, You Know What They Say... Wesley WaterstonFebruary 17, 2018
Food Trucks In Front Of A Restaurant Is So Dick -- It's Like Putting A Coat Hanger Rack In Front Of An Abortion Clinic Wesley WaterstonFebruary 8, 2018
I Masturbated With So Much Reverse-Aging Cream, Kevin Spacey Started Texting Me Wesley WaterstonJanuary 28, 2018
Post-Date App Vyctm Allows Users to Easily Swipe to Accuse Date of Assault Wesley WaterstonJanuary 28, 2018
