Neo-Nazi Couple Temporarily Startled When Toddler Son Exclaims His Love of Juice

Brad & Karen Simmons were stopped in their tracks when their young toddler yelled out ‘I love juice!’ — at first, they thought all their training and brainwashing at night was for naught. It was the latest in a string of disappointments that Brad had felt. At first, he thought God had blessed him with a skin head child, but he later found out many babies are born bald. To be fair, now that his hair was growing in, he did fit his adorable name, Adolf, a little better. These are all difficult growing pains in a Neo-Nazi family household. As Adolf grows, he’s sure to be confused about rallying cries to ‘See Kyle’ of for ‘death to all juice!’