Terrorists Condemns Associate For Not Washing Bomb Making Materials Off his Hands the Morning of Their Big Flight

Mohamed Al-Hasani and Ahmed Beghdazi had worked too hard for little mistakes like this.  A 6-month plan to sneak the components of a bomb onto a 737 Max Boeing came to a screeching halt at the security screening area of New York’s JFK airport on Monday.

Up until that moment, the planning and rigor of this jihad had been flawless.  The two extremists were motioned up under their false identities, TSA pre-check AND priority as they’ve both become Platinum (not bad!). Everything was going according to plan, until Ahmed was beeped into a random extra screening.  The TSA agent explained that he’d just need to use a swab on Ahmed’s laptop and palms as a routine procedure.  Panicked, Mohamed muttered under his breath, ‘brother, please tell me you washed your hands this morning after we made that bomb? Please tell me you haven’t left traces of bomb-making materials on your palms and laptop??’

Ahmed’s sheepish return glance said it all.  The two were apprehended from terrorist conspiracy, and sent to Guantanamo Bay – even though it’s been officially closed (Wiiiink!). Ironically that day, the 737 Max blew up anyway, due to lazy Boeing Engineers.